. . . and I Feel Fine.
I should carry a note pad with me through the day. I don’t. Here’s what I can remember from what I kept thinking I should tell you:
-Headline on front page of Mobile Register last week: “Officials Plug Sex Offender Loophole”
Is it just me, or is that intentionally suggestive (keeping in mind that I live in the King James Version of the Bible Belt)?
-Seen on beach at Gulf Shores this weekend: Dude with a mullet and a Morey Boogie Board with a Confederate Flag on it. His consort also sported a mullet. “This is my south.”
-Overheard from a friendly “associate” in canned meat aisle at the Super Wal-Mart just before Hurricane Dennis took a big piss on the Gulf Coast: “NO! We are out of Vienna sausages! Potted meat is gone, too. Check the end-cap, we may have a little spam left.”
-Thought I had after seeing preview for the movie “Devil’s Rejects”: You can’t be serious? Somebody gave Rob Zombie some money to make another movie while still being even vaguely aware that he is the brainchild behind the churning bucket of putrescent monkey mucus that is “House of 1000 Corpses”? No, this can’t be happening. If this is where free enterprise gets us, I’m through believing in capitalism. Bring on Kerry, Ms. Clinton, Howard Dean, and the rest of the neo-socialists. Next thing you know, you’ll be trying to tell me that Alanis Morrisette is now an American citizen.
-Reaction of the actor who originally played “Cooter” in the TV version of the Dukes of Hazzard: “Don’t see it.”
Maybe I was too harsh on Jenkins and LaHaye. We are WAY overdue for a good apocalypse.
-Headline on front page of Mobile Register last week: “Officials Plug Sex Offender Loophole”
Is it just me, or is that intentionally suggestive (keeping in mind that I live in the King James Version of the Bible Belt)?
-Seen on beach at Gulf Shores this weekend: Dude with a mullet and a Morey Boogie Board with a Confederate Flag on it. His consort also sported a mullet. “This is my south.”
-Overheard from a friendly “associate” in canned meat aisle at the Super Wal-Mart just before Hurricane Dennis took a big piss on the Gulf Coast: “NO! We are out of Vienna sausages! Potted meat is gone, too. Check the end-cap, we may have a little spam left.”
-Thought I had after seeing preview for the movie “Devil’s Rejects”: You can’t be serious? Somebody gave Rob Zombie some money to make another movie while still being even vaguely aware that he is the brainchild behind the churning bucket of putrescent monkey mucus that is “House of 1000 Corpses”? No, this can’t be happening. If this is where free enterprise gets us, I’m through believing in capitalism. Bring on Kerry, Ms. Clinton, Howard Dean, and the rest of the neo-socialists. Next thing you know, you’ll be trying to tell me that Alanis Morrisette is now an American citizen.
-Reaction of the actor who originally played “Cooter” in the TV version of the Dukes of Hazzard: “Don’t see it.”
Maybe I was too harsh on Jenkins and LaHaye. We are WAY overdue for a good apocalypse.
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