Operation of the Kegeration

As of 10:00 A.M. Central Time, the kegerator is working. Well. Reasonable foam. Great CO2 pressure. Minimal post pour drip. Cold. Tower is well mounted to the granite counter top. No leaks anywhere. Now, I need some assistance getting this (experimental) Bud Light keg empty so I can get some real brew in there. If only I had a few friends who liked beer . . .