Meaning? We don't need no stinking meaning.

Now, I’m not a person who believes everything happens for a reason. I just narrowly believe that all things can “work to the good.” I am a person who believes that pain and suffering are endemic to the human condition and the point at which Jesus looks most human is when he suffers. But still, I find it a bit self-centered to think that nothing can happen to me without it having some objective meaning and purpose. What I’m trying to say is, fecal matter occurs. And today, it did. My car got rear ended again this morning. You know, the car I just got back from the shop about a month back? Yes, that one. The one with a freshly painted bumper? Right. That one. So, hey, let’s pull a pythonesque move here and look on the bright side: In the next couple of weeks, I’ll get to test drive another rental car!!! Oh! OH! And I’ll get to fill out and send in another accident report form SR-18 to the state of Alabama so I won’t lose my driver’s license! WOW! AND I’ll get to contribute to the economy of my state by needing more labor auto parts to get my car ready for top-down weather!!! I’m so excited, I could just go back to bed and pretend I hadn’t bothered to get up today.
ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF BIRMINGHAM: What say we stop running into the young attorney-to-be's convertible!