Coming Soon!

I’m a little concerned. I was studying today for my secured transactions exam scheduled for this Saturday when I decided to take a much needed procrastination break. In doing so, I have been presented with information which gives me a reasonable basis to believe that (1) the apocalypse will be really soon and (2) quite welcome, actually. First, Coca-Cola announced today that they will be producing a coffee infused version of their Coke Classic beverage sometime next year called (I'm not making this up) Coca-Cola Blak. Hearing the hoof beats yet? Mmm? Right. I love coffee as much and likely more than the next guy, but seriously, I think this sort of thing is clearly in contravention of Levitical law and general human decency. Next, today in a unanimous decision penned by outgoing Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, the Court decided that is was legal for the government to tap Social Security benefits to recoup grossly delinquent student loan debts, even those that haven’t been touched in over 10 years! “Even so, come Lord Jesus, Come!” Considering the debt which I, my wife, and my colleagues currently have in return for our admission tickets to the careers which Willie Nelson advised mommas were acceptable choices, we may well be retired before our debts are! Hey, Jesus! Seriously, any time you’re ready!