The Good News is that the Bad News Isn't New
Right, so, it’s been a rough week. I mean, dude, I don’t even know if this is like a positive thing or not. So, let’s weigh it in!
Top 10 Positive Things From Mike’s Week
10. I got to totally make an @$$ of myself in Decedents class. I just can’t stand it when my classmates stand by and act like none of their cute little 20-something @$$es is ever gonna be faced with a feeding tube. Bunch of p^$$ies.
9. Me and my mediation partner didn’t get eliminated in the first round of competition this week.
8. It’s official: my mid-life-crisis sports car gets 25 miles to the gallon.
7. NEW SOUTH PARK EPISODE CAME OUT THIS WEEK!
6. Steven Colbert got his own show this week!
5. Harriet Miers!
4. I launched a new blog this week, which has positive, redeeming qualities.
3. I just added the word “blog” to my spell check dictionary.
2. I may have uttered the following phrase in class today: “Butters has more rights than Kim.”
1. Jesus Saves!
Top 10 Negative Things From Mike’s Week
10. Is it just me, or is the Republican party incapable of putting a genocidal maniac on trial for war crimes and still managing to look in control in the same week?
9. Me and my mediation partner got eliminated in the second round of competition this week.
8. 25 MPG doesn’t seem quite so sweet when your sports car runs on 93 octane.
7. I could have written the new South Park episode this week. I mean, we all know global warming, if not a myth, is not gonna over take my bloated generation during our lifetimes. Right? Right?
6. Steven Colbert got his own show this week!
5. Harriet Miers!
4. My new blog got two comments this week. I wrote one of them.
3. I just added the word “blog” to my spell check dictionary.
2. I may have witnessed the following tonight: Butters is licking the floor in an effort to ingest enough dust to cause herself to puke, which I’ll still have to clean up. Dammit.
1. Good thing that Jesus Saves! Turns out that Mike loses!
Top 10 Positive Things From Mike’s Week
10. I got to totally make an @$$ of myself in Decedents class. I just can’t stand it when my classmates stand by and act like none of their cute little 20-something @$$es is ever gonna be faced with a feeding tube. Bunch of p^$$ies.
9. Me and my mediation partner didn’t get eliminated in the first round of competition this week.
8. It’s official: my mid-life-crisis sports car gets 25 miles to the gallon.
7. NEW SOUTH PARK EPISODE CAME OUT THIS WEEK!
6. Steven Colbert got his own show this week!
5. Harriet Miers!
4. I launched a new blog this week, which has positive, redeeming qualities.
3. I just added the word “blog” to my spell check dictionary.
2. I may have uttered the following phrase in class today: “Butters has more rights than Kim.”
1. Jesus Saves!
Top 10 Negative Things From Mike’s Week
10. Is it just me, or is the Republican party incapable of putting a genocidal maniac on trial for war crimes and still managing to look in control in the same week?
9. Me and my mediation partner got eliminated in the second round of competition this week.
8. 25 MPG doesn’t seem quite so sweet when your sports car runs on 93 octane.
7. I could have written the new South Park episode this week. I mean, we all know global warming, if not a myth, is not gonna over take my bloated generation during our lifetimes. Right? Right?
6. Steven Colbert got his own show this week!
5. Harriet Miers!
4. My new blog got two comments this week. I wrote one of them.
3. I just added the word “blog” to my spell check dictionary.
2. I may have witnessed the following tonight: Butters is licking the floor in an effort to ingest enough dust to cause herself to puke, which I’ll still have to clean up. Dammit.
1. Good thing that Jesus Saves! Turns out that Mike loses!
posted by graysandpeas | 12:20 AM
2 Comments:
It's not like it matters. 90% of the people in that room were in current need of a living will. I've never seen so many breathing corpses since I watched Shawn of the Dead, which was a great flick. Funny: of all the people who became upsent at what I said, how many, do you reckon, had left hands laden with gold bands? Bunch of weiners. Oh, and you tripped me out with the new screen name.
Dude, What happened in Decedents? Do tell!
And for the record.. I haven't commented on your new blog because I promised myself i would give it the atttention it deserves, sitting on the porch, in the morning, with your blog and my Bible... You've got great thoughts on there and they deserve a comment that takes a little effort... enough so that the little hamster running on the wheel in my head at least breaks a sweat.
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