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OK, so I had officially gone crosseyed looking at FRE 803(4), and if you don't know what that means, I DEMAND that you go to whatever house of worship causes you the least amount of cognitive disonance and do whatever candlelighting, incense burning, donation making, genuflecting, or whatever makes your deity happy as you praise your conception of ultimate reality for not making you learn the Federal Rules of Evidence as they apply to hearsay exceptions.
Right, so I'm doing that, and watching SNL, and imbibing a dirty martini. Oh, those garlic stuffed olives! Oh, the juniper berry! Once again, I digress. SNL does this Mother's Day sketch in which two sons are with their mother for brunch when their dad shows up in drag (Johnny Knoxville) while in the midst of his sex change transformation. The younger son is being all obsequious. The older brother calls him on it saying: "You're only sucking up to dad because you're flunking out of law school," at which point younger son looks at dad-mom and says, "Tiffany (for that is what dad-mom wishes now to be called), I am a professional video game player trapped in a lawyer's body." I so almost know how that feels. I am a professional student trapped in a lawyer's body. Which sucks, because lawyers have like really short lifespans. Crap.
Happy Mother's Day!
Grace
Right, so I'm doing that, and watching SNL, and imbibing a dirty martini. Oh, those garlic stuffed olives! Oh, the juniper berry! Once again, I digress. SNL does this Mother's Day sketch in which two sons are with their mother for brunch when their dad shows up in drag (Johnny Knoxville) while in the midst of his sex change transformation. The younger son is being all obsequious. The older brother calls him on it saying: "You're only sucking up to dad because you're flunking out of law school," at which point younger son looks at dad-mom and says, "Tiffany (for that is what dad-mom wishes now to be called), I am a professional video game player trapped in a lawyer's body." I so almost know how that feels. I am a professional student trapped in a lawyer's body. Which sucks, because lawyers have like really short lifespans. Crap.
Happy Mother's Day!
Grace
posted by graysandpeas | 11:38 PM
1 Comments:
I too know how the son feels!! although, I prfer to thinkk of myself as a super-model trapped in a law student's body :-)
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